Monday, April 29, 2013

You're so sweet, potato.

Thou art sweet, like a sweet potato treat. 

Three guesses on what this post is about.  I'll give you a cookie...or a sweet potato "brownie" if you get it right.  

Okay, well I'm sure that wasn't too difficult.  Anyways, let's talk about sweet potatoes!  I have never really liked them.  Candied yams at Thanksgiving?  No thanks.  My love affair with sweet potatoes actually started with my dog having terrible gas.  I know, gross.  In an effort to soothe the savage beast's disgusting rear end, I had to tackle the grains in his diet.  After reading a ton of stuff about how dog's have an issue processing grains and how most dog foods have grain by-products and fillers (It's funny because humans are the same way), I was kind of disgusted and upset that I was unknowingly feeding my babies foods that upset their tummies. 

Long story short, I decided to start making sweet potato treats for them instead of the treats that made it smell as if something had died in our house.  As the smells of baking sweet potato chips wafted through the house, I couldn't help but be curious why they went so crazy for them.  They would literally sit in the kitchen waiting for me to pull them out of the oven.  (Then again, my dogs are weird....they dig fruits and veggies more than the store bought treats. Did I mention they're weird?)

So after snacking on a couple (the whole tray), I finally realized what I had been missing! I couldn't stop myself.  They were the best thing ever.  Fast forward to now when I am personally tackling the grains in my diet!  I find that when I eat healthier, I start to crave healthy things.  I shop around the perimeter of the grocery store to prevent buying things loaded with crap.  I can't say that it doesn't mean I never buy crap....but I try to avoid it as often as possible.  Sweet potatoes are amazing because they are interchangeable with regular potatoes and if you eat paleo of sorts, you should know that regular potatoes are a no-no.

Anyways, the whole point of this blog entry is to share the super amazing, clean eating paleo sweet potato "brownies" I made last night.  Obviously they had to be good if I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to blog about them.

Whipped out the Ninja - boom!  Sweet potato brownies.  Obviously, I should point that they weren't actually brownies...because that is NOT paleo.  The texture was a tad different and if I would have kept them in the oven longer, I'm sure they would have hardened up a bit more but I liked them just the same.  I found the recipe on good ol'  Pinterest.  It's super easy and light which makes you feel less guilty about eating it as a treat.  I didn't have dark chocolate however so I added regular chocolate chips which makes this semi-paleo but obviously it's at your discretion. 


  • 1 sweet potato
  • 3 eggs, whisked
  • ¼ cup Coconut Oil, melted
  • ⅓ cup raw honey
  • ½ cup dark chocolate chips
  • 3 tablespoons coconut flour
  • 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
  • ¼ teaspoon baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ¼ teaspoon cinnamon
  • pinch of salt

Make sure to boil your sweet potato so it's easier to mash.  Add all of your wet ingredients, blend...add the dry stuff, blend again. Bake that shit at 350 for 35 minutes or so and pull it out.  Let it cool off until it's cooled off  enough to not scorch the roof of your mouth or until it's cold.  Personal preference.  I liked it warm.  Enjoy your guiltless treat!

Also, enjoy reading about the health benefits of sweet potatoes here and here.  It'll make you feel even less guilty after clicking the links and reading!

Happy eating!
Xoxo,
Riley Writes.


Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I think I figured it out....

Two months....ewww.  That's the last time I posted.  And I think in that last post, I said something along the lines of "It won't be this long the next time I write."   Gosh, I'm such a liar.  By the way, did I mention those pants look fabulous on you?  *Snickering.*   Okay, actually, they probably do look good or else I'd see you on People Of Walmart.  Just let me have this small joke.

I had a revelation a few months back.  I wanted to share my knowledge and insight about thing I was learning in hopes that others would like to learn along with me.

Back when I was still writing on the confoundidt contraption of a blog, I was being extremely and incredibly healthy, eating lots of Paleo meals and just being all around awesome by going to the gym more.  I felt awesome, was taking my thyroid pills and constantly pushing myself for new PRs (personal records) which I was totally attaining.  Then I thought I was pregnant...but I wasn't (obviously) and I got off track.  I was upset, with a small side of depression and anger that my body isn't working like it should.  

I let my small "setback"  undo everything I was working towards.  I just kinda....gave up on myself.  I didn't care if I felt crummy after eating all that pasta and I sure as hell didn't want to go to the gym.  I lost weight and was excited to see the numbers go down...but it wasn't fat, it was just all that awesome muscle that lets me back squat 110, deteriorating.   (I know, nice PR drop...Hey, I'm proud!)

Yesterday, I finally went after a month and a half of not doing anything, making excuses and such.  I pulled a muscle while trying to do something I was easily doing prior to my sabbatical of self pity.  It was completely my fault, my pride got in the way of my body saying "No!" and I spent the rest of my evening complaining to my amazing husband who didn't once complain about me complaining.

So a few days ago I started taking my thyroid medicine again and then it hit me like a ton of bricks...instead of focusing on something that may or may not happen (because obviously it's working) < (that was sarcasm)...I decided maybe I should focus more on doing the things I want to and bettering myself.  Like school and more Crossfit and *drummmmm rolllllll plllllleaaaaase!*

I'm going to make Semi Paleo Cooking channel on YouTube!  Say whaaa?  Yup.  It has been decided.  Except I've never made a video before that wasn't my dogs acting like dumbasses or...ahem...yep, that's it basically.  I like to think I'm funny sometimes...and most of the Paleo cooking tutorials are super serious and it's 5-15 minutes of boring talk.  Sometimes I learn things though so that's good.  But I'm also not super serious and I am also not a good cook...so if I can make it edible, you can definitely do it!

I will answer questions, say things like "Should you be in the kitchen?  Assholes, out of the kitchen before I make purses out of you!  Here is some mo-fo-ing coconut flour I made from my own mo-fo-ing coconut tree, ya dig?"  There will also be inappropriate jokes about beating your meat and such. You know, things of that nature.  I'll be using recipes from books I've read, Pinterest and blogs I like to follow.  I'll only be doing recipes that I've done before or that I have a feeling are going to be good.

So, give me about a month and I promise I'll post my first video.  I'll be vigilant!  I'm going to get this done!

Xoxo
Riley Writes