Nothin' much.

I apologize for the lack of writing these past few days.  I have found myself highly uninspired this week.  Mostly because Shark Week was a bust.  Just kidding!  I'm actually rather unsure of why I haven't been able  produce anything that I would even remotely want to share with other people.  Maybe I have lost my mojo....or maybe I have been sucked into hours of watching Lockup: Raw on MSNBC.  Because I love that show and I constantly watch to make sure I don't see a family member or someone I know on it.  That would be bad.  I would call and tell EVERYONE I know.

This week has been uneventful enough for me not to want to bore you with it.   My darling husband had his credit card number compromised.  Someone in the United Kingdom spent over $600 buying office supplies/business cards/ect.  Who does that?  I could understand going on a shopping spree if I were the type of person to steal a credit card. Which I am not.  I stole fifty cents out of my mother's purse when I was a child to buy a temporary tattoo that my mother said I couldn't have.  A 500 word essay, a spanking and a good ol' grounding later....I haven't stolen anything since.  I feel bad if I accidentally take a pen from somewhere. 

Suddenly, my life seems a lot more interesting than whoever did the stealing because I would buy a stand up paddle board, I would go get a massage with the works, maybe a moderately happy ending (that means a little extra back massage fo' free) and then buy some super awesome other items from a souvenir store.  Maybe a seashell with eyes glued to it.  That's always nice and makes me happy to look at .  I would not buy six hundred dollars worth of business cards and other business related items.

We successfully drove both of our puppies to the dog park in the back of the truck!  This is a little major victory because we only have one vehicle and it's rather small to fit two adults and two dogs in the cab of a Ford Ranger.  Last week, Henry took it upon himself to jump out.  I put the harness on him in the event of that happening except it got caught on something so he just dangled with a terrified look on his face.  After I used my superior Crossfit skills to push press his behind back into the truck so I could get him unstuck. I couldn't decide whether I wanted to laugh or cry.  Lesson learned because he did great today!  Didn't even attempt to jump out.  Of course, the dog park is only a mile away and we drove 10-15 mph the whole time but I was still proud. 

Zach surprised me by downloading Short Circuit and buying me a Johnny 5 shirt from The Chivery.  We watched the movie on Friday night. I felt like I was seven years old again only all the inappropriate jokes made sense and I was drinking several beers instead of several juice boxes.  I'm still waiting for my shirt to come in.  I'm going to rock that mofo errrrywhere.

I really have nothing much else to say other than that I was procrastinating while writing this and just placed my order for two Post Secret books and one other book called "Other Peoples Love Letters".  All of which I have been wanting for a very long time.  Sometimes my frugality can get the best of me but my mother in law sent me a gift card for my birthday so I decided to put it to good use.  Nothing makes me happier than a good previously loved book.  Happy Birthday to meeee!

That is all.
Xoxo
Riley Writes