It has been quite a long weekend for me, work-wise. With the Superbowl and the awesome giant group of 20+ Australian Skydivers...one bartender/one server in an almost packed house, it's been a fairly lucrative weekend for me. Long days, little sleep...ahhhh, the life of a bartender. Glamorous, isn't it? After this ridiculously long weekend, my amazing husband was amazing enough to stop by the store upon my request, to pick me up three bottles of champagne. Since then, I have been ingesting champagne, o.j, and my guilty pleasure...To Catch A Predator. Just trying to give you an idea of what you're in for...
COMMERCIALS!
What did you think I was going to talk about?
Since I have been watching this episode, I have seen four or five different commercials for the most ridiculous products. Seriously, who thinks of this crap? So, without further ado, my list of As Seen On TV Ridiculousness that my brain has been marred by, in a whole hour.
Undercover Watch. Clearly, watches are completely out of style...I mean seriously, who wears watches these days? Really...watches with arms to let you know what hour, minute or second...ugh, so last century. And bulky digital watches? With backlights...? Pardon me while I gag. So to combat the ever changing style industry, I bring you....(drum roll please)...(I said "please")....The Undercover Watch! It's a watch! It's a bracelet! It's....something I wouldn't wear out if you paid me. If, and that's a biiiig "if" you're embarrassed by your digital watches and such, look no further because with the Undercover Watch, you don't have to look at the time at any ol' time, you don't have to. You only have to wear this ugly "bracelet"! All your problems are solved. In fact, you if you're in high school and wear it to classe "by the end of the day, everyone wanted one."
Big Hunka Bear -Click the link (You know you wanna). Size does matter, if you were curious. The bigger the bear, the more you love your Valentine. Also, every grown woman who possibly owns 30 cats in a studio apartment would LOVE one. She'll probably set it next to her other life sized stuffed animals. If I were 5-10, I would totally adore something like this. Since I am not the ages of 5-10, I cannot bring myself to adore the giganticism (probably not a real word) of a 4 and 1/2 foot teddy bear. What do you do with something of that size? I would probably rip it apart for it's stuffing (because buying stuffing on Guam is akin to buying a kidney on the black market...actually it's probably not but I never enjoy a trip to Ben Franklin here,). But seriously....If I were a husband or boyfriend, I would rue the day I sent that to my Valentine...and now I realize that that bear my be the PERFECT gift for my husband who I'm sure, would abhor such a gift. Happy Balentines (I know there is a "B" there, I prefer it that way) Day my darling love muffin!
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Okay so since I am officially on my second bottle, I can't seem to remember the other two that I had to complain about. Instead, I will give you a commercial I see every time we go to the movies. It's terrible...on so many levels. So, here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhcCWHgMYM. You're welcome.
Also, I tried to look for the Superbowl Commercials because they were all "Does size matter?" and "Is it really "that" big?" Why are you being so dirty? They were talking about data plans! It was the same four commercials over and over and over again for the whole duration of the Superbowl.
On another note...how about that Beyonce half time show? :)
Xoxo
Riley Writes
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